Saturday, 22 August 2009

The Mercedes Benz Pelvic Floor

To the tune of Janis Joplin’s Mercedes Benz.

 

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a new pelvic floor?
I did all my exercises, I wish I'd done more
Worked hard on my clenches, though it was a chore,
So Lord, won't you buy me a new pelvic floor?

Oh Lord, won't you help me to hold in my pee?
I don't want Tena Lady Pads, I'm not eighty-three.
Fifty-two times a day, I already wee.
So oh Lord, won't you help me to hold in my pee?

Oh Lord, get this baby away from my blad.
I can't take the kicks, Lord, I'll go oh so mad.
Prove that you love me and don't make me sad.
Oh Lord, get this baby away from my blad.

Everybody!
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a new pelvic floor?
I did all my exercises, but wish I'd done more
Worked hard on my clenches, though it was such a chore,
So Lord, won't you buy me a new pelvic floor?

That's it!

15 comments:

  1. Lol! Don't make me laugh too much as my own pelvic floor will give way! Third pregnancy now and it's under a lot of strain!

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  2. Love it!

    We were given little sticker dots to put on the kettle or anywhere really to remind us to sqeeeeeze. Some of the girls stuck them on their mobiles.

    Me I had one to one pilates and time squeeze challenges.

    All that sounds good, but I swear my 'floor' is made of a softer wood these days!

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  3. Brilliant! I love a good comic reworking of a song. You did it hiliariously.

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  4. I laughed so much, my pelvic floor was in danger of collapsing.xx

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  5. Brilliant, this will remind me to do mine this morning!

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  6. :-)
    Sneezes are a particular problem for me atm - I have injured ribs as well as the usual pelvic floor issues!

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  7. Classic. I have no idea what you're talking about, of course. Ahem.

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  8. A little pee has just come out - Classic, so funny i think it's going to be a huge hit :)

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  9. Hahaha! Very pertinent for me at the moment after my flu/uncontrollable coughing/tena lady experiences. Off to do some exercises...

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  10. *squeals with delight* this is fab! Baby has been JUMPING on my pelivic floor all week, I really have to work hard to catch myself in time!

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  11. Ha ha! I`m with you on that one. Very clever and oh so true. x

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